Sunday, 6 December 2009

The playground mentality.

Cast your mind back to being 10 years old. If you were like me, you used to play kiss chase with the girls, played football til your knees were bloody and your face was red, and ate anything with more than 5 E-numbers. The best playground game was "IT."

Now think about how you used to treat the girls you liked. There were conversations of "my mate likes your mate" and you used to put worms in the pocket of the girls you liked. You'd insult them, stick your tongue out at them and ignore them when your mates were around.

Life like that now, and see how girls react to you. Carry old school candy in your pockets and give them out to fun girls. Take the piss out of girls until you frustrate them, then take them aside and tell them the truth, that they rock your world. Play It again with the fun girls you meet.

The 10 yr old you was fun, spontaneous and slightly bizarre. Girls love that in a guy.

Ooh, but don't freak girls out with worms.

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